1 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:16,807 (cars honking in the distance) 2 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,310 (gulping) 3 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,448 (sighs) 4 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,789 (exhales deeply) 5 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:49,965 (car crashes in the distance, people arguing) 6 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:53,678 ♪ Bubba Dub Bossa by Robbie Poitevin ♪ 7 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,306 (in English): Fuck you, man. Didn't they teach you 8 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,766 how to drive in your country? 9 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:02,645 - Fuck me? Fuck you! Get some eyes and get out the road, 10 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,563 before I run your ass over! 11 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,607 - You need to get your fucking head out of your ass 12 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,734 and watch where the fuck you're going! 13 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,236 - My head out of my ass? Fuck you! 14 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,738 - Get back to your fucking country! 15 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,115 - I've been in this country longer than your life! 16 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,242 - This is my fucking street! 17 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,372 (ambient music plays, arguing continues) 18 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:33,009 (arguing continues lightly in the background) 19 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:46,606 (relaxing music plays) 20 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,861 (exhales deeply) 21 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:57,283 (waves crashing as relaxing music plays) 22 00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:01,788 (arguing in the background becomes louder) 23 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,048 (cab driver): ...I've been in this country more 24 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:16,760 than your fucking life! I'm from mother fucking Canada! 25 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:20,807 (overlapping yelling) (objects crashing, glass breaking) 26 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,117 - Can you guys shut the fuck up? 27 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,786 (breathing heavily) 28 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:47,291 I'm trying to meditate, here. Please. 29 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,169 - Sorry, man. - So sorry, my friend. 30 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:54,173 (Jasmeet): Thank you, just. Keep it down, alright? 31 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,843 Those are new pillows, please. 32 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:02,014 (sighs) God, alright. Thank you. 33 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,767 (inhales deeply) 34 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:10,022 (homeless man): Maybe if you knew how to fucking drive, 35 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,484 we wouldn't be disturbing this gentleman's peace. 36 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,111 (cab driver): Oh! So this is my fault? 37 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,696 (homeless man): I was just walking down 38 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,906 the road normal, man. 39 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,116 What the fuck with the way you're driving! 40 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:22,701 Put some fucking glasses on. 41 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,162 (cab driver): Go get a fucking job, bro! 42 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,872 (homeless man): You want me to get a fucking job? 43 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,832 You stole all the fucking jobs! 44 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,668 (cab driver): Shut the fuck up! 45 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,004 (arguing continues) 46 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:43,139 (phone chimes) 47 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,687 (Jasmeet): ...circle jerk of a movie makes me homophobic, 48 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,772 then fuck it! I'm homophobic, alright? 49 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:55,234 (man 2): I... I fucking can't with straight men. 50 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,276 This is a joke. 51 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,195 How are you going to sit here and go online 52 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:01,031 and say you're homophobic? And, mind you, 53 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:04,910 on a fucking C-grade podcast with dumb and dumber 2, 54 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,245 what did you think was going to happen? 55 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,996 What's the point in living when, embarrassment-- 56 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,249 (knock at the door) 57 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,089 - Hi! - Oh, my God, hey! 58 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,591 - Hi! The solution to all your problems is here! 59 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,012 - Come on in! - Aw, thanks. 60 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,934 So good to see you. (Jasmeet): How are you? 61 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,686 (Maya): Thanks for letting me crash while I'm in town. 62 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,812 (Jasmeet): Of course. 63 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,023 (Maya): It's really nice of you. - Yeah. 64 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,818 - Oh. Jasmeet, your aura is like really tense right now. 65 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,778 - Really? - Yeah. 66 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,655 - Is that bait? 67 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,782 - Humans weren't meant for this level of scrutiny. 68 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,617 People's brains would've literally exploded 69 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:46,952 a hundred years ago if they'd been subjected 70 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,288 to this kind of Internet hate. 71 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:52,333 (sighs) - Yeah. Whatever. 72 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,917 It's fine. 73 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,627 (Maya): Why don't I take the phone away from you? 74 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,171 - Wait, why? 75 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,214 - Just, trust me. It's to protect your energy. 76 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,091 - No, look, I was going to make an apology video, 77 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,760 and I was going to film it off my iPhone 78 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,678 to make it look more authentic and real and jus-- 79 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,138 - No, no, no. You need to be present 80 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,974 and process your emotions at your own pace. 81 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:13,437 The world will wait for you. Good things take time. 82 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,067 (inhales sharply) - Okay. Sure. 83 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,903 - Ooh. Do you think I could do some laundry? 84 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,613 - Uh, yeah. Go for it. 85 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,114 - Thanks. - Yeah. 86 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,325 (Maya): So, I haven't booked my flight back home yet. 87 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,785 I hope you don't mind. 88 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,287 - Mm-hmm. So, how was your trip? 89 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,664 (Maya): Oh, my gosh, it was amazing, are you kidding me? 90 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,917 Yes! I just got back from Cambodia, 91 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,752 but before that I was in Japan and then I was 92 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,295 in Thailand and then I was also in India 93 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,797 and then I made a brief trip 94 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,507 to Sri Lanka as well, I mean... 95 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,217 - Yeah. - Oh, my God, I am so sweaty. 96 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,844 Do you mind if I take a shower? (Jasmeet): No, go for it. 97 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:52,602 The towels are in the, uh... The towel thing. 98 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,188 (Maya): Oh, my God, I love your shower! 99 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,648 (water running) 100 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,484 (Jasmeet): That crash out is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. 101 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,945 God, I feel like such an idiot, man. 102 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,864 - Hey. You're not an idiot. 103 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,991 You just weren't given the space to express yourself. 104 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:11,245 And what is Prem even contributing to society? 105 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,538 Clickbait garbage? 106 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,206 - That's what I'm saying, man, he's trash. 107 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,125 - Yes, complete trash. 108 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,543 - It feels really nice to be validated. 109 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,754 - Of course. Look, you've just got to learn from your fuck-ups, 110 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,715 okay? And not repeat them. 111 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:26,218 Take me, for instance. I got evicted from my place. 112 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,179 - Wait, what? You got evicted? - Yeah. 113 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,598 - Are you good? - Dude, I've never been better. 114 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,101 I'm like travelling, I'm experiencing life, 115 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,354 I'm making new connections all across the world, like... 116 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,940 I'm going to use it all to manifest something really exciting soon. 117 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,233 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 118 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,237 - Am I allowed to know what? - You can guess. 119 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,323 - Okay, well, knowing you, I'm going to say, 120 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,576 you're going to open up an orphanage in Cambodia. 121 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,077 - Ooh. 122 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,204 - Or, like a musical centre for the deaf. 123 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,749 - Close, but no. 124 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:01,545 I'm going to be on... 125 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,840 Love Island! 126 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,133 (giggling) 127 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,718 Well, I submitted my application, 128 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,346 I'm just waiting to hear back now. 129 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,059 - So you're like, looking for love? 130 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,728 - Well, I mean, it would be a dream come true. 131 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,813 And I'd probably gain a bunch of followers. 132 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,231 (sighs) God, 133 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,817 I just don't care to see my family's reaction, though, 134 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,737 if they were to see me making out in a bikini. 135 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,114 Whatever. I mean, I barely talk to them anyways, so... 136 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,201 - Yeah, I mean. I feel you on that. 137 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,411 I feel like me and my dad don't see eye to eye 138 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,163 on anything at all, really. 139 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,624 - You know, it's nothing to feel guilty about. 140 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:42,961 I butt heads with my mom like constantly. 141 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,090 - Yeah, it's like, any time I try to defend myself, 142 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,092 I can't find the right words, you know? 143 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:51,095 - Yeah. That's super common in Desi households. 144 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,806 We just weren't given a safe space to express ourselves. 145 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,016 It's like generational. 146 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,812 But with me, you can say whatever you like, okay? 147 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,439 There's no judgments here. 148 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,985 - Yeah. I like that. 149 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,697 - Trust me. I'm going to level you up like crazy 150 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,615 while I'm here. 151 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:14,159 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 152 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,330 - Okay, let's see. (Maya laughs) 153 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:23,627 - Oh, my God. Is that a Chuchumaka Chinga doll? 154 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,962 - Yeah. - Those are so hard to get! 155 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:28,632 - Do you want it? Take it. - Really? 156 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,134 - Yeah, I get so much shit sent to me, 157 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,469 I'm literally trying to declutter, so. 158 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,847 - Oh, my God. 159 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,391 Dude, you are literally living my dream right now. 160 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,935 I've been looking for one of these for forever. 161 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,272 You're the best. Thank you. 162 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,692 (camera snaps) 163 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,235 (Maya gasps) 164 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,528 What? 165 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,615 (soft RnB music plays) 166 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,869 My followers are going to freak out. This is amazing! 167 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,037 (Maya laughing) 168 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,330 (Jasmeet): ...I'm going through puberty, 169 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,623 what do you want me to do? I'm not going to stand up 170 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,875 in front of the whole Gurdwara. 171 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,460 - I would not want to be you at that time. 172 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,753 (Jasmeet groans) - Ugh, so embarrassing. 173 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,838 I should probably clean this up. 174 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,382 - Let me help you. - No! No, no, no. Relax. 175 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,341 - No, please! 176 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,385 - No! You're the guest, just chill. 177 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,137 You've done all this travelling, you hurt your back, 178 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:18,098 I got you! Just relax, alright? 179 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,391 (Maya): Okay. Thank you for dinner. 180 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,101 Let me Venmo you my half. 181 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,979 - We don't have Venmo in Canada, so. Hehe. It's on me. 182 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,065 (Maya): Okay, well I'll e-Transfer you-- Oh, God. 183 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,900 (Jasmeet groans) No, now I have to help you. 184 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,152 (Jasmeet): No. Just chill. You relax, okay? 185 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,737 (Maya): What are you doing? (Maya laughing) 186 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,157 - It's a little spill, it's a tiny spill. 187 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,034 (Maya): Hey, are you a gamer? 188 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,202 (Jasmeet): Yeah. 189 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,495 - What are you, like, 12? 190 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,830 (Jasmeet): Hey. I play good games, alright? 191 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,041 Not like online shooters or whatever. 192 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:48,212 - Mm. Yeah. Video games are for boys. 193 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:51,298 Can't really change my mind on that. 194 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:55,386 (Jasmeet): Okay. Well, sleeping arrangements. 195 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:59,181 Why don't I take the couch, you take the bed? 196 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,391 - Oh, my God, no! No, no, no. 197 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,434 I always sleep on the couch, it's fine. 198 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,603 - No, no, no. People come over all the time 199 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,271 and I take the couch, it's not an issue-- 200 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,565 - No, no, no. Let me take the couch, you take the bed, 201 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,358 it's your house. Okay? 202 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,985 - Okay. No! No, no, no. I mean, 203 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,279 we could also always just share, but I don't want to-- 204 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,198 - Um. Actually, no, now that you mention it, 205 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,491 it has been a really long time 206 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,451 since I've had a good night's sleep, so maybe 207 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,953 I'll take the bed. Yeah? 208 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,372 - Yeah. Sure. No problem. - Okay. 209 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:27,084 Alright. Well, um. Goodnight. - Goodnight. 210 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:32,506 ♪ Ladke by Shreea Kaul and REHMA ♪ 211 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:36,927 ♪ Ladke, ladke, ladke ♪ ♪ Areh baap ♪ 212 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:42,433 (footsteps, Maya talking in the background) 213 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,227 (Maya): Yeah, I'll probably just shoot some content 214 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,396 and then do some sightseeing. Mm-hmm. 215 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,982 Dude, the guy has so much stuff. Yeah. 216 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,734 Yeah, no, I can get one for you. 217 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,277 I'm sure he wouldn't mind. 218 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,029 Okay, girl, listen. I'm going to call you later 219 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,281 and I'm going to plan the dates, alright? 220 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:01,785 (Jasmeet grunts) Okay, bye! Love you. 221 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,913 Oh, my God! Good morning sleepyhead. 222 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,625 It's like, when does this guy wake up? 223 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,961 It's almost 9 a.m. 224 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,629 So, how'd you sleep? 225 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:16,300 - Um. Pretty good, yeah. 226 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,761 I think the no doomscrolling thing 227 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,055 before bed might be the move. 228 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:25,727 I do have a slight headache, though, for some reason. 229 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,647 - Well, maybe it's the digital withdrawal? 230 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,358 - Yeah... (Maya chuckles) 231 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,694 - I think I might have the perfect remedy for that. 232 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,821 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 233 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,075 An early morning... 234 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:45,871 guided... meditation! Up! 235 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,164 - Oh, for real? 236 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,791 - Come on! Come on, come on, come on, come on. 237 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,751 - Oh, my God, I suck at meditation, I can't ever focus. 238 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,087 - That's because you don't know what you're doing. 239 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,130 You've got to follow me. 240 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,966 - Okay. - Alright. 241 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,427 Breathe in for four. 242 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:06,683 And breathe out for four. Good. 243 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,269 Ooh. We should totally use the new meditation app 244 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,605 that I just launched, that way I can join in too. 245 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:14,108 - You have a meditation app? - Mm-hmm. I do. 246 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,859 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 247 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,736 - That's pretty cool. - Thanks. 248 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,947 You should totally post this for your followers to see 249 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,116 and show them that you're on a new path now. 250 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,742 - But I thought you wanted me to be offline? 251 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,036 - When you're back online, silly! 252 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,705 And don't forget to tag me, yeah? 253 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,457 It'd really mean a lot. 254 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,377 Thanks. Okay, let's get started. 255 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,631 (Maya): Welcome to deep soul peace meditation. 256 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,800 I'm Maya, your guide. 257 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:44,221 Let's start by sitting straight, breathing in deep, 258 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:47,099 and loosening up. 259 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,810 And remember, nothing makes you feel more loose 260 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,312 than a scoop of Bloomy Bowels in the morning. 261 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,232 Builds and fortifies your gut walls and allows 262 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,569 for stools to pass much easier. 263 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:03,490 Use my discount code MAYA15 for 15% off your first purchase 264 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:07,119 and get your gut blooming healthy yet again. 265 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,915 And now let's just settle in, another deep breath. 266 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:16,170 And remember, in order to breathe deeper and better, 267 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,756 your nasal passages need to be clear, 268 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,216 that's why I suggest trying Nostroband, 269 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,843 the nasal strips that will have you breathing 270 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,554 like your nostrils are the size of an airplane hangar. 271 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,890 (knock at the door) 272 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,099 (phone beeps) 273 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,894 - I have a little surprise for us. 274 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,395 - Really? - Uh-huh. 275 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,940 - Did you get us breakfast? - Even better! 276 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,401 (Maya laughs excitedly) 277 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,695 Hi! (man): How are you doing? 278 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,156 (Maya): I'm good! It's been forever! Come in. 279 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,284 (Maya yelps in excitement) 280 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,369 (man): Whose place is this? 281 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,037 (Maya): Oh, come in. Let me show you. 282 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,622 (man): Okay. 283 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:55,834 - Jasmeet. I want you to meet my good friend Shannon. 284 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,337 He's a holistic healer. 285 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,589 - What's going on, man? This is a great place, wow. 286 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,509 - Uh, yeah, thank you. Appreciate it. Nice to meet you. 287 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,469 (Maya): After noticing all the tension in your body, 288 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:09,640 I decided to get us a little at-home session. 289 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,475 (chuckles) 290 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,770 - Okay, um. What kind of session? 291 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,730 (Shannon): Well, I practise a wide range of modalities 292 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,191 and I can assure you that both of you will be nice 293 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,028 and relaxed when I'm finished. 294 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,697 - Yeah, okay. Right on. 295 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,699 (Shannon): Are there any areas of concern for you guys? 296 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,867 - Well, I mean, my neck and shoulders are killing me, 297 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,829 it's probably from the backpack and all the travelling, so. 298 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,914 - Well, why don't we start with a little shiatsu massage 299 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,165 like the good old days, huh? 300 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,210 - Ooh, okay. - What about you, my guy? 301 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:43,132 - Um. I just, uh, tight hips and a slight headache. 302 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,760 - Uh, right, right, right. 303 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:53,475 Your energy is blocked. Reiki. 304 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:57,146 Reiki is the way to go. It'll clear things right up. 305 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,522 Where should I set up my things? 306 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,316 (Maya): Ooh, well there's plenty of room in the bedroom, 307 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,527 why don't we go there? - Yeah, alright. 308 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,779 - What do you think, Jasmeet? 309 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,455 - Sure. Okay. (Maya squeals in excitement) 310 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,207 I'll go first. Come on. 311 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,542 (Shannon): How's your mom, by the way? 312 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,503 (Maya): She's great, thanks for asking! That's so sweet. 313 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,880 She's been asking about you, actually. 314 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,843 (Shannon): Oh, has she? - I'll just wait out... here. 315 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,473 (Shannon): Okay, let's start with those glutes. 316 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:37,144 (Maya laughs) Lay still, little miss jittery! 317 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,690 (Maya): Oh, yes! Yes! 318 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,072 (Jasmeet): So, do I just lay here, or? 319 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,907 (Shannon): Oh, yeah. Stay still. 320 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,743 Close your eyes, close your eyes. 321 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,913 Relax, relax. 322 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,750 Ooh. I'm sensing a lot of tension 323 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,795 in the forehead region, right here. 324 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,506 - Probably the headache I told you about. 325 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,926 (Shannon hums in agreement) - It's probably the headache. 326 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,930 Hm, interesting. 327 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,187 Oof. Lot of heat coming from this area over here, 328 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,857 in the groin. Wow, real tight. 329 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,859 You could use a little bit of release, huh? 330 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,821 - Yeah, the tight hips that I mentioned before. 331 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:34,703 (Shannon): Hm. Alright. We made some real progress, thank you. 332 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:36,954 - That's it? 333 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,581 (Shannon): We pinpointed all your issues, yeah. 334 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:43,085 - I told you all my issues. (Shannon chuckles) 335 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,880 - Right. Just stretch a little bit more, stay hydrated, 336 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,841 drink water, that's key. 337 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,968 (Jasmeet): Okay. 338 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,723 - So, it's pay what you can. 339 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:59,393 - Oh. I thought this was like a hook-up thing. 340 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:02,938 - We got to pay rent somehow, right? 341 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,775 - Yeah. Yeah, okay. 342 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,403 (machine clicks) 343 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,571 (chuckles) 344 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,656 - So, usually these types of procedures are around like, 345 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:16,952 150. And that's on the low end. 346 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,913 (machine clicks) - Okay. 347 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,250 - Per person. Because Maya. 348 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:29,089 - Yeah, right. (machine clicks) 349 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,924 - Great, man. 350 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,428 So it's just going to ask you one last question. 351 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,852 You got this. 352 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:50,319 Ah. Unreal. Thank you so much, man, 353 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:55,949 for supporting my art. 354 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:56,951 Stay tight. 355 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,456 (Maya): Thank you so much. 356 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,541 (Shannon): I got you, my love. Anytime. 357 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,503 (door clicks open and shut) 358 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,965 (Maya laughs) - What the hell was that? 359 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,801 (Maya): I don't know, 360 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,135 I'm so sorry. 361 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:19,181 I was trying to be a good friend and support him. 362 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,391 I think he's new to all this. 363 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,393 - Yeah, clearly. - I'm sorry. 364 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:26,647 Oh! Well, thank you for paying, though. 365 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,357 It's really nice of you. 366 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,109 - I mean, I didn't really have a choice. 367 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,403 - Oh, God! Fuck. 368 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:37,199 Okay. I have another surprise planned for us, 369 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,534 but it's tonight. 370 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,327 - How about no more surprises 371 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,121 and let's just do something regular 372 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,414 like go out or go watch a movie? 373 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,249 - No, no, no, don't be nervous, 374 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,500 it'll be fun. 375 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,836 Plus did you know that tonight it's a full moon? 376 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:49,837 - Okay... 377 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,505 - So who knows what kind of crazy things 378 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,758 could happen during the full moon? 379 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,386 Okay, look. 380 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,972 I need to go shoot some content with a friend. 381 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,392 Why don't you meet me at 6 p.m. at Kensington Market? 382 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,060 - Okay. - Okay? 383 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,312 - Yeah. - I'll text you. 384 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:10,441 - 'Kay. Sounds good. - Okay. Bye. 385 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:14,112 - See you. (tense music) 386 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,203 (Sunny): You're telling me you still haven't cracked that? 387 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,039 (Jasmeet): No, I don't know what's going on, man, 388 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,457 like it's flirty, but, 389 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,625 I don't know, the vibe just feels off. 390 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,461 (Neal): Maybe you're friend-zoned? 391 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,046 Women are like horses. 392 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:36,592 Like, they're beautiful and you've just got to let them go. 393 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,720 - What the fuck does that mean? - I don't know. 394 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,305 - Yo, how long is she staying for? 395 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,473 - Bro, that's the thing man, 396 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:43,891 she hasn't even booked her flight back yet. 397 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,101 And on top of that, she applied to Love Island. 398 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,604 I'm like, "Why, bro?" The love is right here! 399 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,439 And the island is right here. 400 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,566 - Man, that shit isn't even real anyways, 401 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,068 they just do that to go viral. 402 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,236 - Dude, she brought one of her homies in 403 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,572 to do like a massage reiki session. 404 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,491 The guy didn't do nothing. (Sunny): It was a dude? 405 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,910 - Yeah, man! It was a dude! And he was hot! 406 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,162 He was really hot. (Neal): What's his name? 407 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,414 - Shannon. - I know that guy. 408 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,000 - You do? - Yeah. He fixed me. 409 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,419 - He didn't do shit for me. - It was amazing. 410 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,505 - On top of that, $150 for a person. 411 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,715 (Sonny): 150? - 150 per person, $300. 412 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,175 Plus tip. - What the f-- 413 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,426 (Neal): That's crazy. 414 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,679 - And also, she has some like ritual planned for me tonight, 415 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,097 like a full moon thing. It's like, 416 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,848 can't we have just like a regular date, you know? 417 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,309 Just like hold hands, go watch a movie. 418 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,436 (Sonny): Yeah. - Look at the turtles in the lake. 419 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,772 - Look at the turtles in the lake. 420 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,482 Count the doves in the sky. 421 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,110 - Steal a truck. - Steal a truck... 422 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,695 I don't know, man. 423 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,822 I feel like I just got to talk to somebody that gets it. 424 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,783 I've got to talk to a chick, you know? 425 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,538 (mysterious music) 426 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,211 - Don't even think about it! Boundaries, man! 427 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,796 Got to respect women. 428 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,757 Plus, all good pussy costs money, no matter what. 429 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,719 - Look. Think of everything you could learn, right? 430 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,763 The moon is like a beautiful planet, I'm learning so much. 431 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,807 I've been seeing this girl, she's like-- 432 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,308 - Wait, really? Since when? 433 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,935 - I don't know, like, three weeks? 434 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,022 She's from a different country, she speaks another language, it's-- 435 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,941 - How did you even meet this girl? - At work. 436 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,902 Dude, I feel like I'm finally realizing who Neal is, 437 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,612 like deep down. I feel like a... 438 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,655 (in Punjabi): ...new man. 439 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:22,906 (in English): Yo, look at this guy 440 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,616 picking up his mother tongue. 441 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,910 - Not bad. - Anyways, he's right. 442 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,830 You're the universe experiencing itself 443 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,498 through interesting experiences. 444 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,042 If you play it safe and boring, 445 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,502 you're just going to get deleted. 446 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,839 - Huh. That's really profound. 447 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:43,552 Okay. Yeah, no, I'll do the full moon thing. 448 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,637 (Sonny): See, you don't need Chippy. 449 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,265 (phone vibrates) 450 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,060 Ah, fuck. 451 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:52,519 I fucking told you, man. 452 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,854 Look, I don't have a driver right now, 453 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,272 what the fuck you want me to do? 454 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:56,940 - What's going on with him? 455 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:59,735 - I don't know, some client's pissed off. 456 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,988 - I can't fucking do it right now-- 457 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,531 - Alright, I got to go study. 458 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,867 - Study? Study for what? 459 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:09,913 - Just life. Studying life. 460 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,374 Don't worry about it. - Okay. 461 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,127 - Fuck you. I love you. - Alright. 462 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:23,592 (light music) 463 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:27,137 - Oora. - Oora. 464 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,973 - Aira. - Aira. 465 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,726 (Janat): Eerie. (Neal): Eerie. 466 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,144 Eerie like eyes. 467 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,647 - Aira, like eyes. - Aira like eyes. 468 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:41,986 (Neal mutters) Ai-really like your eyes. 469 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:47,659 (chuckles) They're so, sasa-sensual. 470 00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:55,666 (laughs) - Stop it! You sasa-silly. 471 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,252 (Neal): Haahaahaahaa. (Janat laughs) 472 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,004 - You need to phapha focus. 473 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,923 (Neal): These are just all things a baby says. 474 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,258 - Stop. 475 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,343 - Like, every baby can speak Punjabi, they're like, 476 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:09,930 "Daddaa." "Boo-boo-bah-bah." 477 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,766 "Pah pah pah"-- - Okay, get serious. 478 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,769 - Za za, that's weed. (Janat laughs) 479 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,815 (man): Hey, shut the fuck up, man! 480 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:25,447 ♪ Life Could Be Wonderful by Charles Segal ♪ 481 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:33,996 ♪ Life could be wonderful it could be a breeze ♪ 482 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:37,916 ♪ Like the bluebells in spring and the humming bees ♪ 483 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,879 ♪ Walking down the avenue hand in hand with you ♪ 484 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,382 ♪ Makes me feel like a bird in the trees ♪ 485 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:49,678 ♪ One moonlight night counting stars with you ♪ 486 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:53,974 ♪ And that smile on your face and the twinkle in your eyes ♪ 487 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:58,812 ♪ Makes me feel as though I'm going into space ♪ 488 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:05,487 ♪ Life can be wonderful to be with you ♪ 489 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:14,370 ♪ I'd spend my whole life through making love to you ♪ 490 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,998 ♪ Life can be beautiful with your charming ways ♪ 491 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:22,170 ♪ Every moment I'd spend ♪ (music stops abruptly) 492 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,589 (indistinct chatter) 493 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,218 (soft music) 494 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,178 (Maya): Oh, my God. 495 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,931 (Jasmeet): Nice. It's the Harry Potter wand store. 496 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:37,643 - Oh, my God, here, come here. (gasps) 497 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,730 Aren't these so pretty? 498 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,774 (Jasmeet): The rocks? What am I looking at? 499 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:45,943 - They're crystals, Jasmeet. 500 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:47,653 And they're very powerful, okay? 501 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,989 Different energies that align with different frequencies and chakras. 502 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,784 (Jasmeet): Damn, what the hell, $50 for a tiny ass pink rock? 503 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:57,037 (Maya): Shh. Pick one. 504 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,289 (Jasmeet): For who? For me? 505 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:02,042 - Yes! I want you to use your intuition 506 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,212 and see what you resonate with. 507 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:09,050 - Okay. Hm. 508 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:13,887 (Maya): Ooh. (Jasmeet): Yeah. 509 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:17,141 - Okay, okay. What drew you to this one? 510 00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:19,184 - Well, it just feels like it's the best one to skip. 511 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,562 I'm using the same thought process I would 512 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:22,730 if I were at a beach, you know? 513 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:25,482 Just feel like it's so flat and smooth, just. 514 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,776 I could get like eight, nine skips out of this one 515 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:29,570 if I really kind of angle it right. 516 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,156 Thank you so much. It's perfect. 517 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,657 - Okay. I don't appreciate you making fun 518 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:35,159 of something this powerful. 519 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:39,079 (scoffs) - Are you for real? 520 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,333 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're being childish. 521 00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:43,751 - I was just joking. 522 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:47,463 - I am just the type of person that uses truth with my words, 523 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:50,132 I don't use humour as an avoidant technique. 524 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,135 - You joke around with me all the time. 525 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,933 Okay. Fine. My bad. 526 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:09,109 - Ooh. Okay. A Blue Tiger Eye. 527 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:13,447 Connected to the throat chakra. 528 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,948 - What's that mean? 529 00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:16,617 - It means it helps with communication. 530 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,203 Something you may be lacking in. 531 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:19,953 (chuckles softly) 532 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:23,166 - Okay, I'm not that bad, I literally talk for a living. 533 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:33,300 Whatever man. I'm the throat goat, shit. 534 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,969 (tense music) 535 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:43,394 (cashier): Oh, wow, what a beautiful selection. 536 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:44,561 - Aw, thank you. 537 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:47,064 (cashier): Your total is $553, 538 00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:51,152 will that be cash or card? - Uh... 539 00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:58,868 What the fuck? How? 540 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:03,831 Uh, yeah. Card is fine. 541 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:06,250 (cashier): Okay, tap whenever you're ready. 542 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:09,086 (machine dings) (cashier chatters indistinctly) 543 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,880 (Maya): First, let us write down whatever we want 544 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:14,258 to let go of on this piece of paper. 545 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:17,636 - Okay. Me first? - Mm-hmm. 546 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,096 (Jasmeet sighs) 547 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,849 - What do I want to let go of, what do I want to let go of? 548 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,308 (Maya): Just let it come to you. 549 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,227 Then we'll charge the crystals under the moon overnight 550 00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:27,146 to maximize their healing power. 551 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:31,192 (pencil scratches softly) 552 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,002 Ready? (Jasmeet): Yeah. 553 00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:53,714 Oh shit, pyrotechnics. Let's go. 554 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,215 - Shh. - Okay, sorry. 555 00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:58,928 - Now we burn away what doesn't serve us anymore. 556 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,974 (both exhale deeply) 557 00:28:03,975 --> 00:28:07,562 (soft music) 558 00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,239 Step one, done. How do you feel? 559 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,911 - Honestly, I feel pretty good, not going to lie. 560 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,287 - Right? - Yeah. 561 00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,998 I mean I was almost tempted to make fun of it again 562 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:32,211 but that felt nice. I feel lighter. 563 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,379 - That's good. - Yeah. 564 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:35,422 - That's so good. - Yeah, yeah. I love that. 565 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,175 (phone chimes) 566 00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,012 (Maya): Shit. 567 00:28:42,013 --> 00:28:44,848 - Is everything okay? 568 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:47,435 - Yeah. Yeah, no, everything's fine. 569 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:52,107 Okay, let's just get these crystals charged, yeah? 570 00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:56,360 Can I just use your balcony? (Jasmeet): Yeah, go for it. 571 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,320 - Okay. 572 00:28:59,364 --> 00:29:01,198 (sighs) 573 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:06,037 (door clicks open and shut) 574 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:15,295 (Maya screams) 575 00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:20,259 Fuck! Are you fucking serious right now! What the fuck! 576 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,970 Argh! Oh, my God, Jasmeet, 577 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,221 were you not going to mention 578 00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:25,931 that you have a shitty ass view that doesn't even 579 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,141 face the direction of the moon? 580 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:30,227 - Wait, are you okay? What's going on? 581 00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:32,271 - Don't you have another balcony or something? 582 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,565 - No, this is the only balcony. What am I, the Pope? 583 00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:36,650 - Well, can we use a neighbour's balcony? 584 00:29:36,651 --> 00:29:38,235 - No. (Maya): Why not? 585 00:29:38,236 --> 00:29:40,362 - Because I'm not going to go ask the neighbours 586 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:42,489 if we can use their balcony to charge a bunch of rocks. 587 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,117 - God, why? - Because it's a weird request. 588 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,994 (Maya): Oh, my God, Jasmeet, look, I am fucking going 589 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:48,537 through it right now, okay? 590 00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,247 And I really needed these crystals charged tonight 591 00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:51,915 because I really needed their guidance-- - Okay. Okay. 592 00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,917 (Maya): ...but your tiny ass place with its shitty ass balcony 593 00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,044 is totally fucking me over right now! 594 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,754 (Jasmeet): Hold on. What is going on? 595 00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:58,672 Look, why don't we just leave these crystals out, right? 596 00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,674 The moon will get to a certain point in the sky-- 597 00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,259 - Oh, my God, Jasmeet! 598 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:03,886 - ...it'll shine between the buildings and you'll get like, 599 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:04,887 some sort of charge? Like 20-30%? 600 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:06,305 It's better than nothing, yeah? 601 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,682 - Is this another one of your stupid fucking jokes? 602 00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:11,518 Like seriously, what is wrong with you? 603 00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:12,728 (sighs) 604 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:14,646 (Jasmeet): Look, I don't know, man, I'm just trying to... 605 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,650 I'm just trying to help, okay? I don't know how this all works. 606 00:30:17,651 --> 00:30:21,528 - You should have a bigger spot without a shit view. 607 00:30:21,529 --> 00:30:24,490 Are you not supposed to be successful or something? 608 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,368 (background music halts suddenly) 609 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:31,705 - Wow. 610 00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:34,709 - You know what? Fuck it. I'm going to sleep. 611 00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:38,755 (door opens and closes) 612 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:42,801 (sirens blare softly in the background) 613 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:17,419 (horn honks in the distance, train passes) 614 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:24,509 (Jasmeet groans softly) 615 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,320 (sighs) 616 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,615 (Maya): And so I'm thinking, 617 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:50,492 maybe I travel to Bali for another two to three months 618 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:53,996 and go to Thailand from there. - Nice. 619 00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:56,540 - Oh! And I also have this amazing friend in Budapest 620 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:58,167 who's got this beautiful wellness scene 621 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:00,044 that I could totally tap in with. 622 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:01,671 - Yeah, sounds dope. 623 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:07,301 - Okay. What is with you? 624 00:32:07,302 --> 00:32:10,054 - What? - You are so closed off right now! 625 00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:11,513 Look at your body language. 626 00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:13,432 Your arms are crossed, you have no expression 627 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:16,727 on your face, you're so distant. 628 00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:20,356 - Yeah, I don't know, I'm just like, whatever. 629 00:32:21,232 --> 00:32:24,568 - Oh, my God! Use your words! 630 00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:27,488 (sighs) 631 00:32:27,489 --> 00:32:30,366 - You're just going to act like whatever happened last night wasn't weird? 632 00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:32,868 (Maya): Weird? It was actually quite upsetting. 633 00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:36,330 I just found out I didn't make it to Love Island. 634 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:38,582 And I'd rather not talk about it. 635 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,751 - So you just take your frustration out on me 636 00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:41,710 in my condo instead? 637 00:32:41,711 --> 00:32:43,796 (Maya): You don't take anything seriously. 638 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,465 - Your problem is you take things way too seriously. 639 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,425 - Okay, you know what? I am doing the work 640 00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:51,261 to align with my higher self and higher purpose. 641 00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:53,639 So I'm very sorry if that's not fun for you, 642 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,224 but I do not take that lightly. 643 00:32:55,225 --> 00:32:56,433 I'm not like you, 644 00:32:56,434 --> 00:32:59,144 holding yourself back from abundance, Jasmeet. 645 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,521 You should totally have a bigger place 646 00:33:00,522 --> 00:33:03,148 considering who you are and all the influence you have. 647 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,484 Is that so wrong? 648 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,860 - I'm living within my means. 649 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,363 (Maya): No. You don't live abundantly. 650 00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:11,031 I'm being serious. - Oh, my God. 651 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,659 - You could be manifesting and aligning your 4D self 652 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,494 with more money and a bigger apartment, 653 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:18,247 but instead, Jasmeet, you are too stuck in the 3D. 654 00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:20,791 (Maya sighs) 655 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:23,502 - What the hell does that even mean? 656 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:26,255 Like, you just love throwing around all these weird terms, 657 00:33:26,256 --> 00:33:27,673 no explanation. 658 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:29,425 How am I supposed to understand what you're saying? 659 00:33:29,426 --> 00:33:30,884 Like, do you even know what you're saying? 660 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:33,429 (Maya): Of course. - Okay. Explain it, then. 661 00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:34,763 - Explain what? 662 00:33:34,764 --> 00:33:37,391 - Explain whatever the hell it is you're trying to say. 663 00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:40,310 And use regular words that ordinary humans understand. 664 00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:43,480 Go ahead. Go ahead! 665 00:33:43,481 --> 00:33:48,736 - Fine. (inhales sharply) 666 00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:51,697 If you had signed a lease on a bigger apartment, 667 00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:54,116 even if it cost you a few thousand more, 668 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:56,660 the universe would've provided you the extra cash flow 669 00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,996 if you had reprogrammed your subconscious mind 670 00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:03,208 to allow for more space to attract more abundance. 671 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,627 - Of course. - It's that easy. 672 00:34:05,628 --> 00:34:07,380 - It's that easy, of course. 673 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:13,052 What the fuck does that even mean? 674 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,678 Like what are you saying? 675 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:17,890 "Just wish for money and it magically appears?" 676 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:18,849 - You wouldn't understand. 677 00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:20,684 (Jasmeet): No, I don't think you understand. 678 00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:22,186 What about the work it takes? 679 00:34:22,187 --> 00:34:24,396 - You just haven't reached that stage of enlightenment. 680 00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:26,816 There's levels to this. (Jasmeet sighs) 681 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:32,571 - I can't with you, man. 682 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:35,616 You're just a completely different person. 683 00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:38,202 (Maya): What do you mean? - You're just so different now. 684 00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,328 (Maya): No, I've always been this way. 685 00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:40,704 - No, you haven't. 686 00:34:40,705 --> 00:34:44,416 You used to be way cooler and way more chill. 687 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,543 But now you've adopted this like fake, 688 00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:49,004 surface-level woke Instagram persona 689 00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:50,547 and you don't even understand what it is, 690 00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:52,633 I think it's all bullshit. - Really? 691 00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:55,552 (Jasmeet): Yeah. And you're always preaching about like healing and alignment, 692 00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:59,264 but you yourself aren't even any of those things. 693 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:00,934 You're a mess. 694 00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:03,060 - Wow. 695 00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:04,311 (Jasmeet): And on top of that, 696 00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:06,647 you're entitled, okay? 697 00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:08,691 You expect princess treatment everywhere we go, 698 00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:10,401 you're using me for clout, 699 00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:12,486 and then you dangle your sexuality in front of me, 700 00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:14,863 like, for what? Just so you have a place to stay? 701 00:35:14,864 --> 00:35:16,657 - I thought you were being a nice friend to me 702 00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:20,828 by offering me a place to stay. Now you expect sex? 703 00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:25,499 (Jasmeet): No. Look, I just barely got over my ex, alright? 704 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,960 And then you came back into my life and... 705 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:29,962 I thought this would be something special. 706 00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:32,256 - So you just used me to get over your ex? 707 00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:34,258 (Jasmeet): No. I liked you. 708 00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:35,384 (Maya): And I like you too. 709 00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:37,011 - No, you don't. (Maya): I do! 710 00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:42,891 - No! You don't! You're just a hobosexual. 711 00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:44,268 - A what? 712 00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:47,147 - A person who dates somebody just to have a place to live. 713 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:50,734 And at this point I'm becoming extremely... 714 00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:55,739 Hobophobic. 715 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,824 - I'm sorry? 716 00:35:59,868 --> 00:36:02,202 - I appreciate everything you did for me, okay? 717 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,121 You really helped me a lot, and I'm very thankful. 718 00:36:04,122 --> 00:36:08,500 But I just can't go through the ups and downs anymore. 719 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:12,005 I'm done. Okay? 720 00:36:12,964 --> 00:36:15,966 I think you should book your flight back. 721 00:36:15,967 --> 00:36:20,096 Now. Or find somewhere else to stay. 722 00:36:23,058 --> 00:36:24,517 (Jasmeet sighs) 723 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:33,026 - Looks like I finally got it to open up after all. 724 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:42,077 This chicken is really good. 725 00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:48,082 Well... Thanks, again, for letting me crash. Um. 726 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:53,462 I left your phone on charge for you in your bedroom, so. 727 00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:54,756 Okay. 728 00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:59,718 Oh! Um. Would you mind just making a quick video 729 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:00,928 of me entering in your place? 730 00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:02,930 I just, uh, it's the last bit of my Toronto vlog 731 00:37:02,931 --> 00:37:04,181 that I have left. 732 00:37:04,182 --> 00:37:06,935 If you could just hold the phone up right, yep, right here. 733 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:11,981 Okay, um... 734 00:37:13,692 --> 00:37:15,401 Sorry, I'll just take two seconds, 735 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:16,903 just want to finish the vlog. 736 00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:21,198 Okay... 737 00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:22,826 Just... 738 00:37:24,035 --> 00:37:26,870 Can you just make sure it's framed up right? 739 00:37:26,871 --> 00:37:29,540 I'm just going to enter into the unit 740 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:33,043 and you just make sure it's-- 741 00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:34,921 What are you doing? 742 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:39,509 (Maya protesting) (lock clicks) 743 00:37:43,888 --> 00:37:48,726 (Jasmeet screams in relief) - Yes! Yes, thank you, God! 744 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:53,314 Finally, fuck! (continues screaming) 745 00:37:53,315 --> 00:37:56,317 Yeah! Whoo! 746 00:37:56,318 --> 00:37:58,569 Oh, my God. 747 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,530 (sighs) 748 00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:04,284 Alright. 749 00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:09,039 (duck quacks softly, waves lap) 750 00:38:13,668 --> 00:38:16,963 (dramatic music) 751 00:38:37,567 --> 00:38:41,154 ♪ Bubba Dub Bossa by Robbie Poitevin ♪ 752 00:39:20,485 --> 00:39:22,195 (exhales softly) 753 00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:33,539 (seagulls squawk) 754 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:36,834 ♪ Bubba Dub Bossa by Robbie Poitevin ♪ 755 00:39:36,835 --> 00:39:40,630 Subtitling: difuze